Sunday, January 18, 2009

Household Superstitions or "Stuff fennel in your keyhole and call me in the morning"

Scatter Solomon's seal on the floor to banish serpents and venomous creatures from the room.
To protect your house from lightning, gather hazel tree branches on Palm Sunday and keep them in water.

Add caraway seeds to chicken feed to keep poultry from wandering. Feed the seeds to homing pigeons to help them find their way back.

Stuff fennel in your keyhole or hang it over your door to protect against witches.

Never carry a hoe into the house. If you do so by mistake, carry it out again, walking backward to avoid bad luck.

Never walk under a ladder, which is Satan's territory. If you must do it, cross your fingers or make the sign of the fig (closed fist, with thumb between index and middle fingers).


If you give a steel blade to a friend, make the recipient pay you a penny to avoid cutting the friendship.

Never give a knife as a housewarming present, or your new neighbor will become an enemy.

Never pound a nail after sundown, or you will wake the tree gods.

Nail an evergreen branch to new rafters to bring good luck. An empty hornets' nest, hung high, also will bring good luck to any age house.

When you move to a new house, always enter first with a loaf of bread and a new broom. Never bring an old broom into the house.

Friday, January 16, 2009

SpongeBob StimulusPants



Ain't it just the truth?

Global Warming? More like Ice Age #2


BRR!

Andrew Wyeth and Christina's World


Wyeth died today at 91.

I've seen this painting before and always assumed it was a young girl lazing in a field, possibly daydreaming or just pondering her life. But...

"It depicts Christina Olson, who had an undiagnosed muscular deterioration that paralyzed her lower body—likely Polio. She was a strong and independent woman who did not let anything stop her from getting what and where she wanted. She looks at her house, dreading the crawl back but eager for the warmth it holds for her."

Whose interpretation do I like better? Dunno. But to read about his meaning of it really surprised me...

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Thoughts under the influence...


of caffeine...

Where did the first spark of energy come from that created the universe? What caused the first life forms? How did the universe change from nothingness into stars, planets, galaxies...? And why did life come about in the first place? What made the electrons, protons and neutrons in an atom? Then what made that turn into a cell? Why are there non-living things? When something that was once alive dies, where does that life energy go? Is it snuffed out like a candle, does it simply cease like clockwork or is it absorbed back into the cosmos? Is that energy retained in another vessel or does it dissipate? What caused the electrical impulses that animate all living things? And why do they end inevitably?
Is there an overarching power or is life all a matter of mechanics, chemistry and pure chance?

I don't want simple answers...(like God or science)...I don't even think I really WANT answers. It's just fun to let my mind wander like this...

I want my thoughts to coalesce and puncture the limits of my mind...

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Happy Tet


About Tet

Tet, which means the first morning of the first day of the new year, is the Vietnamese New Year. The celebration lasts for 7 days. Like the Chinese, the Lunar New Year is one of the most celebrated holidays.

Preparation for Tet starts weeks before New Year's Day. Homes are cleaned to get rid of bad fortune associated with the old year. Families paint their homes to give it a new look. Everyone gets new clothes and new shoes. Pay your debts and resolve differences between family and friends.

A special ceremony called Le Tru Tich is held at the mid-night hour (Giao Thua) on New Year's Eve. The ritual involves firecrackers and gongs and other festive items that make loud noises to usher out the old and welcome the new.

Like the Chinese, Vietnamese people are very careful about what they do on New Year's Day. The events on New Year's Day determine your luck for the rest of the year. Therefore, everything and everyone you are in touch with on New Year's Day should symbolize good fortune. Don't visit people who are in mourning because they are associated with death. Children should not fight or cry on New Year's Day. Homes are decorated with Hoa Mai, a yellow blossom that represents spring.

Family members exchange gifts and pay homage to the Kitchen God. They also visit local temples to pray for prosperity and good health.

During Tet, Vietnamese families plant a New Year's tree called Cay Neu in front of their homes. A bamboo pole is often used as a Cay Neu. All the leaves are removed from the tree so that it can be wrapped or decorated by good luck red paper. Legends have it that the red color scares off evil spirits. On the seventh (the last) day of Tet, the Cay Neu is taken down. This is the last ritual of the New Year celebration.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Lyrics from the outside looking in...



All I can say is that my life is pretty plain

I like watchin' the puddles gather rain

And all I can do is just pour some tea for two

and speak my point of view

But it's not sane, It's not sane

I just want some one to say to me

I'll always be there when you wake

Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today

So stay with me and I'll have it made

And I don't understand why I sleep all day

And I start to complain that there's no rain

And all I can do is read a book to stay awake

And it rips my life away, but it's a great escape

escape......escape......escape......

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain

ya don't like my point of view

ya think I'm insane

Its not sane......it's not sane

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Friday, January 09, 2009

Some old critters...

Here is Timmy, a 50-year-old gorilla at the Louisville Zoo. He is described as a laid-back silverback, and is favored by female gorillas of his group. Cue some Barry White music for this guy!


Here's a lucky 140-year-old lobster named George, who was recently saved by the good old folks at PETA from being part of a succulent bisque at at Manhattan's City Crab and Seafood restaurant. He's going to be released back into the Atlantic Ocean. This is one time I agree with them. Sea kittens? Not so much.

Solid as Barack



Ashford and Simpson recorded this song with the new lyrics...to be released Jan. 20.